How to Make a Homemade Pocket Pussy? Best DIY Fleshlight Ideas
Homemade Pocket Pussy, Fleshlight, Masturbator, whatever you call it, can take many forms, but the end goal is always the same – to help you have a great wank. But how satisfying can a homemade pocket pussy really be? Is it as good as the ones you get in the shops? Let’s find out.
There are an awful lot of methods for making a homemade Fleshlight available all over the internet. In this article, I’m not going to give you a huge list of “Top 55 ways to make a DIY Fleshlight”, nor do I have my own photos for these methods (although I’ve tried many of them). Instead, I’m going to discuss the most popular methods you can find on the World Wide Web, and tell you which ones I prefer, which ones I think are just OK, and which ones I don’t think are worthy. Let’s get down to it, shall we?
Let’s start with the methods that I think are worth the effort.
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Worthy Homemade Pocket Pussies
We’ll start with the methods that I personally think are viable and worth the effort, although I still think it’s better to just buy a cheap pocket pussy for around $5-$15.
Towel Method
This is undoubtedly the most popular and easiest method. Besides, there is a good chance that you have already come up with this method even without searching the Internet, haven’t you? As with every method in this article, there are several ways to do it, but here I’m going to advocate a method from Jokestrap Sexy Time. First, because I love their YouTube channel. Second, because the method involves gummy bears and everyone loves gummy bears.
What you need:
- A towel
- A latex glove
- A tall cup
- Some rubber bands
Steps:
- Fold the towel in half (lengthwise)
- Place the glove at the beginning, perpendicular to the towel
- Roll the towel with the glove inside
- Place the towel with the glove in a cup
- Pull the glove over the cup and secure it with some rubber bands
That’s about it. I know these explanations always suck (or I’m just bad at explaining), so for each method here I’ll link to a video so you can just follow the steps from the videos. Easy-peasy. Click the YouTube link below.
Homemade Towel Fleshlight from Jokestrap Sexy Time
A few points to note here:
- The cup is not mandatory. You can roll a towel without it, fixate your craft with rubber bands or belts and it will work just fine. Check out this video from MySexToyGuide.
- You can also fold the towel instead of rolling it. Check another great video from MySexToyGuide.
- Gummy bears are not required, obviously, but they can add a nice texture.
Pros of this method:
- Chances are, you already have all the ingredients at home.
- Quick and easy
- Not messy
- You can adjust the tightness by squeezing the towel (in variant without the cup)
- After use, you just get rid of the glove and that’s it, no household items are ruined or wasted
Cons of this method:
- I don’t really know. I was going to say you can’t heat it up, but you can try either wetting the towel with hot water or steam before rolling it. It won’t hold the temperature for long, but it might be enough for a quick wank.
- This con comes from the previous one – YOU CAN’T USE GUMMY BEARS IN A HOT TOWEL because they would melt. What a shame.
Sock Method
Here is a joke for you: Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
Jokes aside, I’ll save you from ruining your favorite socks with this method.
Once again, there are several ways to make this DIY pocket pussy. A more sophisticated way is presented to you by MySexToyGuide.
What you need:
- 3 pairs of socks
- A latex glove
- Some rubber bands
Steps:
- Stack two pairs of socks
- Fold each pair slightly at the toes
- Place the glove between the two pairs of socks
- Pull the glove over the socks (I’d also secure it with the rubber band)
- Wrap the third pair of socks around your craft and secure it with a rubber band to add some volume and tightness
I doubt that anyone would be able to make a sock pocket pussy following my explanation so just check the video below.
Sock Masturbator from MySexToyGuide
Note: It’s possible to use just one sock. Simply put a glove (or an oversized condom) inside a sock, roll the ends of the glove and sock together a few times, and secure it with a rubber band. The result is an improved sock that doesn’t get wet or dirty. The downside is that this method doesn’t provide a snug fit and you have to apply pressure with your hand.
Pros of this method:
- Again, you probably already have all the ingredients
- Easy to make
- Not messy
- Nothing gets ruined. Now the sperm won’t cross the road!
Cons of this method:
- It’s may not provide enough intensity on its own.
Sponges Method
This method is often called “Sponge and Pringles” because many people use a Pringles can as a casing, but it’s not set in stone. You can use anything similar, such as a cut plastic bottle, a drinking cup from the first method, a thermos cup, or anything tall and cup-like.
What you need:
- 2 sponges
- A Pringles can or a deep cup
- A latex glove
- Some rubber bands
Steps:
- If the casing you have is too tall (such as a Pringles can), fill about half of it with paper, latex gloves, plastic bags or whatever you have just to fill the space.
- Take two sponges and place a latex glove between them
- Put the sponges with a glove inside a can and pull the glove opening over the edges
- Secure the glove with some rubber bands
As always, here are the videos I highly recommend:
DIY: Pringles Fleshlight (w/ Steebee Weebee)
Sponges Fleshlight from Jokestrap Sexy Time
And actually, my favorite and short video from Jaecen – “How to make a Homemade Tenga”
A few points to note here:
- If you use sponges that have a rough side, please, PLEASE, make sure you don’t assemble the toy with the rough side facing inward. I know it sounds obvious, but I don’t want anyone complaining about losing a few inches in penis size because of my article.
- If you want to make the toy tighter, you can add some extra sponges or gloves to fill the space between the can and the sponges already inside.
Pros of this method:
- Easy to make
- Not messy and easily disposable
Cons of this method:
- In some countries, like mine, Pringles aren’t that cheap, so the toy isn’t quite “budget”. But you can enjoy the chips and masturbate, so it’s two pleasures for the price of one.
- Limited ability to adjust the tightness
Toilet Paper Roll Method
A lot of people love this method, but personally I am not a big fan of it. You see, I’m a practical guy, and in this case, you’re ruining a perfectly good roll of paper. You may disagree with me and say that you can still use the paper, which is true. But imagine that you don’t live alone. In such a case, how would you explain to your mother the irresistible desire to take the cardboard out of the paper roll? Or why the roll looks like you played football with it?
Anyway, if you still want to try it, here is the “recipe”:
What you need:
- Toilet paper roll
- A latex glove or a condom
- Some rubber bands
Steps:
- Remove the cardboard insert from the paper roll
- Place a glove or a condom inside
- Wrap the ends of a condom or a glove over the paper roll
- Secure with a few rubber bands
There aren’t many videos for this method, but the best one is this:
Homemade Vagina Out of a Toilet Paper Roll
Pros of this method:
- Extremely easy to make
- You probably already have all the ingredients
- You can adjust the tightness by squeezing the roll
- Relatively not messy
Cons of this method:
- Like I said before, you pretty much ruin a roll of toilet paper
Pool Noodle Method
A pool noodle, you know, that thing you start hitting each other with in the store every time you see it. A pool noodle is extremely versatile, and there are hundreds of videos on the Internet of cool things you can do with a pool noodle. In our case, a pool noodle can not only help you swim, but it can also help you wank.
What you need:
- A pool noodle
- A latex glove
- A knife
- Some rubber bands
Steps:
- Cut a piece of pool noodle one inch longer than your erect penis
- Cut this piece in half lengthwise
- Place a glove inside the two halves and join the parts together
- Wrap the glove over the pool noodle and secure the ends with the rubber bands
Once again, I present you a video from patriarchs of wanking, the Jokestrap Sexy Time.
Homemade Pocket Pussy Out of a Pool Noodle
Note: In the video, you can see that the gummy bears are used to add texture. It’s a nice touch, but not necessary.
Pros of this method:
- You can adjust the tightness by squeezing the noodle
- Relatively easy to make
- Not messy
Cons of this method:
- Involves knife. Watch your fingers!
So-so Homemade Pocket Pussies
Now that we’ve talked about the DYI Fleshlights that I recommend trying, here are a few options that I personally don’t like. But even though I’m not a fan of these methods, I still think they’re somewhat viable and worth trying for some people.
Starch Method
Very often you’ll see this method called a “cornstarch pocket pussy,” but it can also be made with potato starch. In fact, the video I’m about to share with you uses potato starch.
What you need:
- Starch (1 part)
- Water (1 part)
- Hot water (1 part)
- A cup
- A sausage, a cucumber or anything thin and cylindrical
- A microwave
- A fridge or a freezer
Steps:
- Add starch to a cup
- Add water and stir
- Add hot water and stir
- Microwave for about 30-60 seconds
- Put the sausage (or whatever you use) in the center of the mixture and leave it there
- Allow the glass cool down
- Place it in a cold bath to cool further. Or if it is already cooled, put it in a refrigerator or freezer for 30-90 minutes.
I know it sounds complicated, so I strongly suggest you watch this video from INCENDIUM:
How to Make Fake Vaginas with Potato Starch
Even if you don’t plan to use this method, I still recommend you check out the video and his YouTube channel because it’s a pinnacle of a dark comedy.
A few points to note:
- Some “recipes” don’t use hot water but just room-temperature water all the way. That’s fine too.
- I don’t know the exact amounts of starch and water you need because it’s not an exact science, m’kay? But usually, recipes call for 1 part starch to 2 parts water total.
- The time in the microwave and a fridge/freezer also varies. It depends on the cup, the amount of mixture and the power of the appliances used. Just use common sense.
- Don’t forget to let the cup cool before putting it into the fridge/freezer. Otherwise, the glass may shatter.
- I suggest leaving the final product in the cup. This way: a) the experience won’t turn into a mess and b) the cup will act as a casing and improve the tightness of the product.
- You can microwave the final product before use.
Pros of this method:
- The toy is somewhat silicone-like
Cons of this method:
- It is more complicated than other methods. And it takes a long time to make the toy.
- It’s messier than other methods, and it’s still unlikely that the toy will last more than one use.
- Just not worth the effort
Party Balloons Method
Personally, I do not think this method is worth the time and effort required to assemble the toy. Also, chances are you won’t be able to get it right and tight enough to provide enough stimulation.
What you need:
- Some party balloons
- A large cup or a small bucket or something similar
- A latex glove
- Duct tape
- Patience
Steps:
I won’t even bother writing steps this time, because you absolutely have to watch the video if you want to do this. In short, you inflate the balloons a bit, put them in a cup, secure the ends with duct tape, put the glove inside and pull the ends over the cup.
Party Balloon Masturbator from Merry Frolics
Yeah, it’s Vimeo and you need to sign in to prove you’re over 18.
Pros of this method:
- You can create a party atmosphere with the balloons.
Cons of this method:
- It’s complicated
- Difficult to regulate the tightness
- Balloons deflate over time
- You can’t easily disassemble and store the toy
- Just not worth it
Methods I Despise (at least a little)
Now let’s talk about the methods that I personally find either disgusting, dangerous, or just not good enough.
Fruits and Vegies (and other foods. American Pie movie fans here?)
If you’ve checked out the INCENDIUM YouTube channel I recommended earlier, you know he’s a notorious food fucker. And while I appreciate your right to violate a ripe, sweet, juicy watermelon or cucumber, this brings tears to my eyes because I’m a food junkie and I’d rather eat food than fuck it.
Let’s get to the specific fruits often used for male masturbation.
Bananas
This method is very popular and simple:
- Cut off the top of the banana
- Take out the edible part
- Use the banana peel to enjoy yourself
In theory, it sounds great because the inside of the peel acts as a natural lubricant and you can even use the peel as a sperm collector. But I did my research and let’s see what the science says.
The average circumference of an erect penis is 11.66 cm (4.59 inches), which corresponds to a diameter of 37.1 mm (1.46 inches). At the same time, the maximum diameter of a Nendran banana without skin is 37.08 mm. Yeah, there is a research paper on bananas, I understand your surprise.
From the data presented, you may have noticed that the average diameter of a penis is equal to (actually slightly larger than) the maximum diameter of the edible part of the banana. What this means is that if you’re larger than average, or even if you’re average, there’s a good chance the peel will break, leaving you with an unsatisfying experience and a mess. It’s not me, it’s science! Yeah, the banana peel can stretch a bit but the actual degree is unknown to me so I’ll leave it for future scientific research.
Cucumbers
There are a lot of cucumber lovers over there, and I hope they don’t beat me up for saying this, but I prefer to make a salad out of my cucumbers.
Anyway, here’s how it’s done:
- Cut off the end of the cucumber
- Cut the cucumber lengthwise
- Remove the flesh
- Join two halves and secure with tape, rubber bands or a condom.
- Enjoy
Also, many users have stated that they like to put the cucumber in the microwave before the action. Without duct tape or rubber bands, of course.
Melon, Watermelon, Pumpkin
You probably know how to make love to a watermelon. You have to cut a hole in it. The thing about this method, despite being very weird, is that it would cost you $5 – $10 to buy a watermelon. Considering that, buying a cheap pocket pussy is a much better alternative. So, I just don’t see the reason to use this method from a financial point of view.
Plush Toys
Again, besides being EXTREMELY WEIRD, stuffed toys cost money and usually, the price is comparable to that of a cheap masturbator. Plus, you might end up explaining to your mom why that cute teddy bear you got 10 years ago now has a hole in its ass.
Meat and Poultry
I can’t believe I have to write this, but considering that some people actually do this, and considering that I actually saw this in one of the articles about homemade masturbators, I strongly advise you to never ever use raw meat for masturbation. Cooked is fine though. No, no, I’M JOKING!
Spare yourself from possible disease, embarrassment, weirdness and analysis of your life choices that led you to this point. PLEASE, DON’T USE MEAT, EITHER RAW OR COOKED, FOR MASTURBATION.
Is it even worth the trouble?
Now that we’ve talked about various homemade pocket pussies, I’d like to say that I think it’s better to save a few dollars here and there and just buy a cheap masturbator if you don’t have enough money for a high-end Fleshlight model. There are a lot of pocket pussies on the market these days that cost between $10 and $20. You can even get one for about $5 on sale.
Affordable pocket pussies you may want to try:
Arcwave Ghost
Where to buy
Description
Arcwave is known for trying to bring something new with every male masturbator they release. While the Arcwave Ghost is nothing revolutionary, it’s a high quality and easy to use masturbator that you can get on a budget.
Features
Pros
- Made of silicone
- Easy to clean
- Discreet
Cons
- May be too small for some users
- Some users report that the toy didn’t last long
Rating
Doc Johnson The Tube
Where to buy
Description
Another neutral masturbator that looks like a tube. In this case, the tube is open-ended, which means there's no suction, but it's also easier to clean. It's also translucent, so you can see your penis in action.
Features
Pros
- Translucent for added stimulation
- Easy to clean
- Very lifelike material
Cons
- Too tight for above average users
- Tears easily
Rating
AV Mini Meiki Mina Kitano
Where to buy
Description
This one is a onahole, which is a Japanese version of a masturbator. It's much more realistic than the previous two, both externally and internally. Plus, it comes from one of the most reputable onahole brands.
Features
Pros
- Very realistic
- Reputable brand
- Very soft
Cons
- Not durable
- Relatively difficult to clean
Rating
If these options are not enough, check these stores:
Where to look for affordable pocket pussies
Thanks for reading this far. Here are some photos of weird custom Fleshlights for some laughs.
